OK.
This is the first time i am attempting to write this down. This usually ends up being a phone call made to those one odd friends who you call the moment you step out of the nearby Pvr.
Being an absolute bollywood junkie, its essential for me to watch every single movie that makes it to the screens on friday(including Dhoom Dhadaaka and One Two Three).
This week,i subjected myself to Bodyguard.
Wow...Dhish. Dhaam...Song. Himesh. Shirt. Cleavage . Movie.
Lovely Singh. Our hero is a loyal man. Infact, hes loyal enough to consider Arya Babbar's father a man worth worshipping.
Enter Kareena, who performs like she usually does when her character is even more vague than Angad Bedi's in FALTU.
Gundas want to kill Kareena beacuse her father saved the whole lot of girls they planned to ship in a box to Bangkok...(yes..in those shipping containers only)
Sallu bhai doesnt even fight in this one, he just tries to pull the whole shareef seedha saadha dil ka saaf look which he does, only every now and then it fails as you see a glimmer of the man who run over the six people drunk in his land rover.
Its hard to look innocent when you abuse yourself, your ex girlfriend and the one odd black buck on the way, Sanju baba would beg to differ.
Anyway, the story movies with a string of sheila ki jawaani and Fat jokes.
Fat jokes.
Some more fat jokes.....FAT jokes.....Fat boy running topless...Fat boy called tsunami.
Fat.
Teri meri Meri Teri prem kahaani, a waste of Rahat Fahet Ali Khan...Himess bhaisaab ko toh kuucch bhi nahin pata.
He marries Kareenas friend(backstabbing bitch), impregnates her, pulls out a kid ud bet your ass youve seen somewhere.
But sadly, the wifey pulls a Rani mujherjee from Kuch kuch hota hai on him...poor boy ..hes shattered..the kid reads the diary the mom wrote...Kareena waits...Sallu bhai reads the diary...Arya babbars dad is unwell..no one gives a fuck.
Now Kareena and Bhai along with weirdass kid board a train away to Chennai..to pick up another B grade cheapass script.
